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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 03:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

No go.

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Harvard Asks For Summary Judgment in Funding Case, Says White House Pushed Cuts Despite Agency Objections - The Harvard Crimson

Then came..

Still no good.

So they tried

Jamie Dimon says he wouldn't count on China folding under Trump's tariffs: 'They're not scared, folks.' - Business Insider

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Tucker Barnhart Elects Free Agency - MLB Trade Rumors

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

AMD once again first to top GPU clock charts with RX 9060 XT delivering 3.1 GHz - VideoCardz.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Men are more likely than women to die of broken heart syndrome, study finds - CNN

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

NBA mock draft 2025: Updated projection with latest rumors after combine, college withdrawals - SBNation.com

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Did your siblings abuse you growing up? Not your parents, specifically your siblings, or other children in the household you were raised with.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Popular chicken chain shares, massive expansion plan - TheStreet

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

What caused the stock market to crash?