What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 03:30

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
No go.
Why did my ex move on so quickly?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Still no good.
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
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Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
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