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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do gun owners feel the need to defend themselves with deadly weapons? Can they not just talk things out like civilized people do?

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is a man who enjoys anal sex considered a sissy? For those who think so, why can't they be thought of as someone who enjoys a variety of sexual pleasure?

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

How is it, in the USA, a country with 334 million people, the choice of President comes down to two aged men, one of whom is a liar as well as a criminal, one who appears to be on his way to dementia. Surely a democratic country can put up better?

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?

No go.

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Meet the "prince of dragons" that started the tyrannosaur dynasty - Earth.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

As a Chinese, what disgusts you about the Chinese society today?

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?

No, not a chance

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why does my narcissistic ex told me that he f*cked and sleep with other woman and then at the end says that it also happened because of me?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Still no good