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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:25

Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?
No go.
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Meet the "prince of dragons" that started the tyrannosaur dynasty - Earth.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
As a Chinese, what disgusts you about the Chinese society today?
—
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?
No, not a chance
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Still no good